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Tuesday 14 August 2012

Something in Nothing

Can nothing be made of something?
It's kind of fun to wonder about that

That space itself is a construct

Hard to picture, isn't it?
But air itself was once hard to comprehend

Then vacuum

But vacuum is just space devoid of air
Like highways devoid of cars

So what holds vacuum up?

We can all find space
In the infinitely big to the infinitely small

Can space be so small as to not exist?

Even in a black hole
Where matter is supposedly dense

Very, very dense

Yet even in a crowded train
There are pockets of space

We are not uniform

Is what makes space out there uniform?
Are the particles out there dancing different?

That somehow they are space and yet not space?

Like when blood flows through water
Is it more conscious of its stream?

Or that its movement define water

The nucleus makes the atom
The quarks make the nucleus

Yet, charm and strange particles make the quark

Who makes these still?
Or anything with mass

For what is an object without mass?

A soul? A soul that runs the machine
That machine which is us

The sum of all parts

Really, everything has to move
If not, standstill is the death of us

So everything that moves is life

How a knitting needle has to move
To make a fabric we can feel, see

When it stops, creation is halted

We know everything is a probablity
Where the electron might be

It blinkers on when we see, off when we don't

So how will space collapse?
When gravity is weak or strong?

'Strong' it is by intuition

But what if weak is the answer
When pockets are torn in the fabric of space

What some call 'dark matter'

Is that why they exist?
In the absence of gravity?

For it is in the dark, that space matters not

We stand alone, all by ourselves
We see not how far the distance

For only in distance, we find space

And in space, we find ourselves
A reason to be, a reason to exist

And that is something in nothing

- by TC Lai

Monday 13 August 2012

All for a Child

Men have done it
Leave the wife and kid
At times kids

A man must make his way
They say
That's a man's lot

But would you, could you
When Dad has never been around
To show you the world?

Would you let a child grow
Alone with wind and rain?
To always wonder the reason why?

It's painful when there's no love
Much worse when there's no conversation
It's all about food, housework and laundry

How can a man survive on such trivial?
How can a man prosper on such menial
Thoughts, actions and pretentions?

A man will die I tell you
Lest he will himself
To exist for that one child

A life he has led
A certain life he must now live
But not for himself but an offspring

An offspring that's fortunately
Sweet, good-natured and forgiving
A child of his childhood

But yet a child with blindspots
Her blindspots
A love of books yet not

But a daddy she did snag
A child she did get
Out of lies, reticence and selfishness

But now he knows better
A chance will come
When father and daughter

Will leave for lands afar
No longer having to bear with
Ignorance, stupidy and selfishness

Some women are a pain in the ass
And not worth marrying
Women who have not earned the right

Women who have not captured the heart
Nor intellectual curiosity
But loins one long night ago

For that, any man will leave
To  some place afar
To start anew, to breathe anew

To find himself once more

- by TC Lai

Thursday 9 August 2012

Pledges for Singaporeans

‎1. Singapore Pledge for Foodies 2012
2. Singapore Pledge for Civil Servants 2012
3. Singapore Pledge for Govt Scholars 2012
‎4. Singapore Pledge for Sports Fans 2012
5. ‎Singapore Pledge for Govt Ministers 2012
6. Singapore Pledge for the Social Gambler 2012
7. Singapore Pledge for the Child-less 2012 
8. Singapore Pledge for School Children 2012
9. Singapore Pledge for Taxi Drivers 2012
10. Singapore Pledge for Maid Employers 2012
11. Singapore Pledge for Sg Sports Council 2012
12. Singapore Pledge for MOM 2012

1) Singapore Pledge for Foodies 2012

We the citizens of Singapore (burp!)
Pledge ourselves as one always-hungry people
Regardless of got hum/no hum; got chilli/no chilli
To order up a delicious storm
Based on what the old hawker uncle/aunty can dish up
So as to achieve lau nuah happiness, tummy-rubbing satisfaction, and
High BMI-index for our nation. (burp!)

2) Singapore Pledge for Civil Servants 2012 

We the civil servants of Singapore
Pledge ourselves as one well-behaved people
Regardless if the girl was young or 18
Slim, got big boobs or not
Based on shape, size or lies
So as not to be conned into thinking
it's congress for the nation

3) Singapore Pledge for Govt Scholars 2012

We the scholars of Singapore
Pledge ourselves as one anti-lewd lot
To stop touching or groping
kids of various age and nudity
Based on need to satisfy
Some paedophilic urge or fantasy
that again embarrass the nation

4) Singapore Pledge for Sports Fans 2012

We the sports fans of Singapore
Pledge ourselves as one united people
Regardless of EPL club or telecom operator
To not continue be held ransom to ridiculous rates
Based on forever expanding TV rights monies
So as to enjoy a simple football match without
Starving half the people of the nation

5) ‎Singapore Pledge for Govt Ministers 2012

We the ministers of Singapore
Pledge not to throw foreign talent in yr face
Regardless of GDP growth, quarterly earnings or our bonus
To build a more inclusive society
Based on the over-40s, over-50s, and over-60s
So as to overcome myopia, disdain, distrust and
ignorance of the non-elites in our nation

6) Singapore Pledge for the Social Gambler 2012

We the social gamblers of Singapore
Pledge to continue our support for Singapore Pools
Regardless of fixed income, food-price rise or inflation 
To continue to play 4-D, Toto or visit the casino
Based on feeling, accident car plate numbers
So as not to deny the Community Chest charities
the monies and their duty to our nation

7) Singapore Pledge for the Child-less 2012 

We the child-less of Singapore
Pledge to pull down our pants a little more
Regardless of project deadlines or aged in the room
To build up lust and sordid passion
Based on mutual stimulation
So as to achieve titillation, orgasm and
more babies for our nation

8) Singapore Pledge for School Children 2012

We the school children of Singapore
Pledge ourselves a tuition-free existence
Regardless of grades, kiasu parents or other kaypohs
To build a stress-free, memorable childhood
Based on marbles, spider-catching and kite-flying
So as to achieve a less exam-smart mindset and
a better street-smart mentality for our nation

9) Singapore Pledge for Taxi Drivers 2012

We the taxi-drivers of Singapore
Pledge ourselves as one less confusing lot
Regardless of peak hours, ERP, public holidays
To charge just one freaking fare
Based on destination, not surcharge bingeing
So as to achieve a pleasant, math-less and
cuss-less ride for all in the nation

10) Singapore Pledge for Maid Employers 2012 

We the maid employers of Singapore
Pledge to treat them as we would our daughters
Regardless of laziness, cluelessness and personal hygiene
To not make them clean windows, climb high places
Based on some anal need for clean windows
So people will not think us heartless, cruel and  
basically kiasi of a nation

11) Singapore Pledge for Sg Sports Council

We the lau-jiao of the SSC
Pledge ourselves to not use any more FTs
Regardless if our kids are getting fat, out-of-shape and iPad-totting
To build a sporting nation of incomparable records
Based on hot-dog eating, fishball swallowing and mass displays
So as to achieve pride as citizens, born and bred and
raised on recycled toilet waters of the nation

12) Singapore Pledge for MOM 2012

We the people at MOM Singapore
Pledge ourselves to celebrate our moms
Regardless of grad, A-level or O
To build a more mamographic society
Based on Manpower AND Womanpower
So as to achieve equality, parity and
sorority for our sistas across the nation

- by TC Lai