Dirty Dick digged and found a dict
Trying to understand his name
For what is a Dick when called a dick
Wouldn't you wonder the same?
For a dict's a dict whether back to front
A dick's a dick, no matter which son of a gun
And so digged did Dirty Dick into that dict
And found did, dill, dip, dish and dice
He then saw his name under faint moonlight
And realised its meaning wasn't quite so nice
For a dict's a dict whether back to front
A dick's a dick, no matter which son of a gun
Dirty Dick scratched his head
Dirty Dick scratched his crawl
So that's why they had all laughed
That's why they had all bawled
For a dict's a dict whether back to front
A dick's a dick, no matter which son of a gun
"Dirty Dick no girl would want!"
"Dirty Dick never washed under the sun!"
"Dirty's Dick is rotted and gone!"
"Dirty Dick's fly is open and undone!"
For a dict's a dict whether back to front
A dick's a dick, no matter which son of a gun
Dirty Dick he undigged the dict
Placed it back where it is hid and snug
No dog should dig nor doggerel it
The dict that gave Dirty Dick his newfound drug
For a dict's a dict whether back to front
A dick's a dick, no matter which son of a gun
"A word a day is what I need
From A-Z and there back again
But first a new name is in order
No more jokes, no more pain!"
For a dict's a dict whether back to front
A dick's a dick, no matter which son of a gun
Dirty Dick then jumped into water
He scrubbed and he doubly rinsed
He took soap to his nether regions
And washed his dirty dick clean
For a dict's a dict whether back to front
A dick's a dick, no matter which son of a gun
"Look look, Dirty Dick's clean!" they say
"What a whistle! Look at him gleam!"
Dirty Dick smiled and coolly announced
"I am dirty no more, I am clean!"
For a dict's a dict whether back to front
A dick's a dick, no matter which son of a gun
"Dirty Dick is my name no more!"
"Call me Webster Web or Thesaurus Dict"
"A word a day is my proposed cure"
"Webster T Dict, is a dict I dig."
For a dict's a dict whether back to front
A dick's a dick, no matter which son of a gun
"He's Webster Dict, Webster Dict!"
"Never seen a more wetter dick"
"Wetter Dick, Wetter Dick..."
"Jumped into the river to wash his dick!"
For a dict's a dict whether back to front
A dick's a dick, no matter which son of a gun
Moral of the story: Dig a Dict but Wet no Dick. A Wet Dick Did Dirty Dick no Decent Deed. Nor Did Web the Dict even if Dick Digged Dict so Dick is Dirty no More!
