Five Prawns Arising

From a picture of five standing prawns comes this parody of a National Day song (Five Stars Arising, based on the National flag). ;-)

I Am Wanton Mee

I am Wanton Mee
It is obvious to see
I am QQ
If you hug-hug me

I am Wanton Mee
Can't you see?
Those wrinkly lumps
Defining the sex of me

I am Wanton Mee
You think I'm healthy?
Not by much
From those chye-sim veggies

I am Wanton Mee
Often a complex mystery
Got flavours of things
Cloaked in soupy invisibility

I am Wanton Mee
Fleshed and not bony
I am char siew white
Red from you teasing me

I am Wanton Mee
And you so desire me
Tired of Mee Pok Man
You come to like the wanton me!

- by TC Lai

(Inspired from the question "Which hawker food are you?" ;-) (Mee Pok Man is a local movie from eons ago!)

Chilli, My Luv

Chilli, my luv
You add spice to my life
Oh Chilli, my luv
You are hotter than my ride
Oh Chilli, my luv
You are too good to hold
Oh Chilli, my luv
You rock me today, tomolo
Oh Chilli, my luv
Without you life is bland
Oh Chilli, my luv
You make me become man
Oh Chilli, my luv
I won't share you with anyone
Oh Chilli, my luv
I'll have you anywhere under the sun
Oh Chilli, my luv
I'll even lay you on fruit
Oh Chilli, my luv
My frens call me "toot"
Oh Chilli, my luv
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not
Oh Chilli, my luv
I become stupid with you this hot
Oh Chilli, my luv
Can anyone make me stop?
Oh Chilli, my luv
Die die also I rather not!

- by TC Lai

Tiger's Plight

Tiger, tiger burning bright

Serially, serially cheated on his wife

Came back strong

But back was weak

Adapted his game

Making several tweaks

All in vain

As back came the pain

But he played some more

Sadly no more Tiger's roar

Sunk he has into the pits

Now suffering from the dreadful yips

Or so said Hank

The man who kept Tiger at No.1 rank

For so long, till the confession came

Then the Tiger became rather tame

Tiger, Tiger yearning bright

When oh when will you get it right? 
- by TC Lai