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Monday 24 March 2014

The Prince of Darkness



You broke my heart
When the light went out
Got a replacement bulb or not?

You got no heels
Yet you can't climb
You useless twat or what?

Light, light of my life
Why you so useless one
Can't change a light bulb to save your life
How can I depend on you to save your wife

You broke my heart
When the light went out
Groping me lustily in the dark

My dear my dear
Now I see the light
I love you for something tight

When we roll on the floor
In the darken hall
You make me scream in delight

For a confused while
I forget the light
And see stars, spangles and stripes

Light, light of my life
You actually not useless one
Can't change a light bulb to save your life
But sure can make me feel like a wanton wife

- TC Lai, first written for SBM.

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