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Showing posts with label light bulb change. Show all posts
Showing posts with label light bulb change. Show all posts

Monday, 24 March 2014

The Prince of Darkness



You broke my heart
When the light went out
Got a replacement bulb or not?

You got no heels
Yet you can't climb
You useless twat or what?

Light, light of my life
Why you so useless one
Can't change a light bulb to save your life
How can I depend on you to save your wife

You broke my heart
When the light went out
Groping me lustily in the dark

My dear my dear
Now I see the light
I love you for something tight

When we roll on the floor
In the darken hall
You make me scream in delight

For a confused while
I forget the light
And see stars, spangles and stripes

Light, light of my life
You actually not useless one
Can't change a light bulb to save your life
But sure can make me feel like a wanton wife

- TC Lai, first written for SBM.

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