Yoga Is Fun

Yoga yoga very fun

Bend down over kiss my bun
Cricked my neck got stuck like that
The whole class laughed, sneered, clapped

Stuck like that, stuck like that

Stuck like Monkey
Wearing his butt for a hat!

Yoga yoga very fun
Lift my leg and touch the sun

Kneed my eye and got black eye
The whole class laughed, all teary eyed

Banged like that, banged like that
Banged like bat
Flying into a two-inch crack!

Yoga yoga very fun
Sit on floor no need t'run
One leg here one arm there
Someone's arm, someone's hair!

Twisted like that, twisted like that
Twisted like pretzel
Me, you and who's that?