Frozen, In Diarrhea Pain

(Sung to the tune of Disney's Frozen movie)

The stomach grows cold with a pain that's old
And I'm feeling quite jialat
A bowl of assam laksa and now I gotta go berak
The pain is throbbing like a swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, Heaven knows I tried

Don't anyhow drink, don't anyhow eat
Be the good boy like mommy said you'll be
Say you're full, don't give in
See what's happening now?

Gotta go, gotta go
Can't hold it back anymore
Gotta go, gotta go
Quick rush in and close the door
I don't care if it's squat or sit
Just dun want the nasties
To bother me anymore

It's funny how Mother Nature
try to make you well again
And the fear of dying is getting real some more
It's time to see what ails me
If po chai yun or charcoal pills can heal 
Oh pain oh pain I need a quick remedy!

Gotta go, gotta go
My bowels got wind and sai
Gotta go, gotta go
Will I die from Cat 5 lau sai
Here I squat, and there I'll sit
Please, flies, don't come bother me

My tubies peristalt out so very easily
One big lump that's no inkblot mystery
A thought of mortality flashes clearly in the pan
Am I gonna to die, that SBM post my last

Gotta go, gotta go
I hope to rise up from this stall
Gotta go, gotta go
That perfect meal is gone
Here I squat, and there I sit

Let the nasties begone, quick!
What??? No toilet paper anymore.

- by TC lai