Pages

Sunday 11 May 2014

Mother Of Mine


(A parody song for today's Mother's Day, sung to Mother Of Mine)
Mother of mine
You gave to me
This very strange look, when I was a new baby
The nurse she screamed, the doctor he gagged 
Mother, oh 'pretty' mother of mine

Mother of mine
You cooked for me
Lungs of a bat, balls of a monkey
I ate up everything, placed in front of me
Mother, oh 'crikey' mother of mine

Chorus:
Mother, you gave me much weirdness
Much more than words can say
I pray the Lord that he make straight of you
Every night and every day

Mother of mine
You sewed for me
My very own bra, and a sandpapery panty
I wore on my first date, he scuffed his hands
Mother, oh 'protective' mother of mine

Chorus:
Mother, you gave me much weirdness
Much more than words can say
I pray the Lord that he make straight of you
Every night and every day

Mother of mine
You gave to me
A small bank account, of Bitcoin currency
I never took a bus, I went to virtual school
Mother, oh 'thrifty' mother of mine

Mother of mine
Now I am grown
You have grey hairs, from armpit to groin
Time I bathe alone, crap by myself too
Mother, oh 'do-everything-together' mother of mine

Mother of mine
How the world has changed
MRT breaking down, gahmen giving Generation Package
I missed those times, we played five stones
Mother, oh 'kidney-got-stones' mother of mine 
Mother, oh, 'always-kidding lah' mother of mine 

- by TC Lai

No comments:

Post a Comment