Sand In My Butt

I have sand in my butt
From I know not whence

I have sand in my butt
And it's making me tense

I have sand in my butt
Why should that be?

I have sand in my butt
Did I chop someone's tree?

I have sand in my butt
Was it a place I liked?

I have sand in my butt
That won't remove, I've tried

I have sand in my butt
That keeps reminding me

I have sand in my butt
Oh please, set me free!

- by TC Lai