Chaboh

(Sung to the tune of Skyfall)

This is my pants
Hold your breath and count to ten
Always the chaboh never end
See my gun they faint

For me no end
I'm speed bedding frame to frame
So overdued I owe them
So tired I snored

Let the chaboh
Don't come bother
Where's 008?
Oh how my body ache

Let the chaboh
Don't come bother
Where's 008?
Oh how my body ache!

Oh the chaboh
More the chaboh

Chaboh don't you start
You know you are not the only one
That is behaving like a tart
You can have my number, you can say my name
But you never win my heart!

Let the chaboh
Don't come bother
Where's 008?
Oh how my body ache!

Let the chaboh
Don't come bother
Where's 008?
Oh how my body ache!

Oh the chaboh

Where I go they go
When I sleep they sleep
When I pungsai they stand outside
Asking if no 1 or no 2
"Don't take too long James!
You know I haven't come
Oh James, oh James!"

OMG the chaboh
The queue never seems to end... (fade)

- by TC Lai *Chaboh - Hokkien dialect for woman/women. I use 'chaboh' in both singular and plural sense (as in native use).